Jul
12
3:30 PM15:30

Website Launch Party

Yes. If you need to get a spot checked out, I know just the place for you. New York's hottest club is... [ deep-voiced ] Jelly Bones! Located on the Lower Upper Side... this random home invasion is the creation of legally-drunk clothing designer Nick Nolte and Gabana. As you walk in, you'll be handed a glass of champagne -- or is it piss? [ he covers his mouth ] Needless to say, this place has EVERYTHING: Slurpies, Mushmouthes, Litterbugs... Don't worry about security, because it's guarded by an army of hobo-cops. 

 
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